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    Default Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife"

    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper

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    that will teach him,

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    HURRAH FOR DIAMONDS

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    If you don't read anything else, read.

    "and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said."

    "They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi"

    i'm still laughing, , it's like they said you want her, take her, but pay the dowry for your wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_jen7 View Post
    If you don't read anything else, read.

    "and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said."
    Thats the bit that got me.... ahh the visuals of the two of them in front of the TV....him: "Wheres me dinner? " her: *goat noise*

    HURRAH FOR DIAMONDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Cutie-Cute View Post
    Thats the bit that got me.... ahh the visuals of the two of them in front of the TV...."Wheres me dinner? "

    "Here, *poop*, have a goat patty"

    edit: @ goat noise...Blaaaaaah

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    So thats where skim has been I wonder how he got from boston to the sudan.

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    Jamaicans take note....cah di amount of sheep fuckers dat live inna country areas....


    U Can Hate if you want 2, but u wasting ya TIME!

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    Wonder will they have kids.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamm View Post
    Wonder will they have kids.......
    Kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR HYPE View Post
    Jamaicans take note....cah di amount of sheep fuckers dat live inna country areas....
    we nuh have sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamm View Post
    Wonder will they have kids.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Cutie-Cute View Post
    Thats the bit that got me.... ahh the visuals of the two of them in front of the TV....him: "Wheres me dinner? " her: *goat noise*

    LAWD ME GOD...DEM AH GO FYAH ME!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Cutie-Cute View Post
    Thats the bit that got me.... ahh the visuals of the two of them in front of the TV....him: "Wheres me dinner? " her: *goat noise*


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