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    Default Sick Punchlines, One liners or Quotes

    So what are some of the best/funny one-liners etc you heard over the years?

    I'll Just start with one off my head.

    "we celebrities with guns - shooting stars" - Cam'ron
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    "we link we link u don't like men me either what a cowinkidink" - Cam Ron


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    "got a slick mouth? hope it came wid a doctor" - Jeezy
    "we nuh frighten suh easyy..."


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    Fuck the speculation talk over, and N***a dig this, im bout to son kiss like a soda.

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    beanie sigel but please write who said the line please.


    "old lady cross the street still snitchin, its 3 in the morning take ya old ass to sleep" - Jeezy
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    "I be in the club flickin my gun fuckin with shyne" Sean Price

    That shit always make me laugh like dam he di reason shyne lock up and gyal get shot and puffy and j lo break up.

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    "yellin boom boom when ya really pum pum/i eat these rap bitches no fork no spoon" - nikki minaj

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    Pull the mask so you know its me, Your weed got more seeds than odb. Redman

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    Motherfuck your whole jurisdiction, react this fact not fiction
    Telepathic addiction, to this homicidal recital
    Dangerous and vital to all my rivals
    Suicidal, brainwaves conveys
    To the average motherfuckers minds these days

    - Kurupt - New York, New York

    You got everlasting life, long as you got day and night.
    Illumination, not education, to bring the blind sight...
    I'm a lowercase g, son of the ever-living G O D

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    "I know the watch bothering you vision...
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    On the funnier side....

    "In the gym I see your ass up on the stair master
    But you got it on level two, bitch go a little faster
    Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel
    They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill
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    - 50 Cent

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    "I forgot my moms birthday and its tattoo on my arm" - REdman matter fact the whole song "JErsey Yo" is crazy comedy
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    "I Know you work out your chest and your back all nice, but the 12 guage will have your six pack on ice"..... JadaKiss

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    "I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid,
    I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away
    "
    - Kanye West
    Dilated Peoples ft. Kanye West - This Way


    Whole heap a Eminem lyrics wey fit in the funny side a this....nuff a dem, most a dem would be pretty disturbing if it wasn't Em

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    "No regret no remorse when bwoy life loss like money inna grass"

    All from Kartel's Killin Street. Dat chune full ah wicked lines tuh me.

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    "fuck wha ya herd like ma dick agianst ya ear drums"-weezy

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    "To beat me, you goin need a track featuring God and Jay-Z" T.I.

    Blessed Love.

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    lyrically i'm worshipped, don't front the word "sick"
    you cursed it, but rehearsed it; i drop unexpectedly like bird shit"

    or, simply

    "if faith had twins, she'd probably have two pacs. get it? tupac's?"

    And you can be a vic if you get silly MF
    So if you feeling froggy leap that lily MF
    And I serve your fruity ass like wet willie MF
    I am like Obama to these silly MF
    And you niggas is Clinton; Hillbilly MFs (<--- that had me laughing)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentroy View Post


    And you can be a vic if you get silly MF
    So if you feeling froggy leap that lily MF
    And I serve your fruity ass like wet willie MF
    I am like Obama to these silly MF
    And you niggas is Clinton; Hillbilly MFs (<--- that had me laughing)
    Fab is that dude...

    "Nigga you wont see this change
    you a pee on, I can look at your shirt and see piss stains"
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    "satisfyin all my needs twince/wit some whip cream, handcuffs, and ice" - biggie

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    "now the vehicles long enough to stash the street sweeper/this shit could get uglier than a master P sneaker" Lloyd Banks

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    Ready here he come
    Gotta sick, vendetta
    To get this, chedda
    Meet my Ba, Retta
    The dra-ma, setta
    Sip Am-a, retta
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    "di man fuh kill me never born yet, and his parents dead already" - Merciless
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    " I plan shows like roberies
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    Doom


    that shit makes me laugh after all those rumors that he had an imposter lip synching at his concerts.

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    "my hands in the white like im on the prarallel bars, the coke that I push is pure as a child's heart" - Clipse, Pusha T

    yow dem clipse dudes sick wit it
    "we nuh frighten suh easyy..."


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    Funny: "never forget to kill babylon" - sizzla

    lol.. seriously..
    "we nuh frighten suh easyy..."


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    "I stay high like giraffe pussy/in my trap house smokin bubble kushy" GUCCI MANE [free GUCCI]
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    "ima blow before i lay in the flo buried, besides/every rapper aint a star and every plaid aint burberry" Lloyd Banks

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    "All white interior, look like my ride masturbated
    Paint look so wet on the ride, it lookin laminated" - Rich Boy


    "we nuh frighten suh easyy..."


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    "Gunshot mek yuh fall like di bridge ova london, wen it kick yuh like van dam, push yuh head up inna yuh motha pussy like tampon!!!" - Vybz Kartel

    "Coppa Change Skin Color Tun Him Inna White Ghost" - Vybz Kartel

    "Gyal If u Ah Chicken Head Go Inna Coob Nuh" - Vybz Kartel

    "Him Shouldnt Buy Gun Him Shoulda Buy A Big Truck Yuh Love Di Mogglin U Shoulda Buy A Pimp Cup" - Vybz Kartel

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    "Rev Out Yuh Life Like 7 Series" Vybz Kartel

    "New Lots Gun Spit Bullets Like Wrigleys Bun a AK Mek It Sing Like Leroy Sibblings" - Vybz Kartel

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    Remind me of Paul McCartney and Mike fighting
    You know, The Girl Is Mine, Life's A Bitch, so "The Whole World Is Mine"

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    my dimes make the fiends go to sleep, so they call em bed rocks


    kiss is a beast!!!

    and don't forget this classic one

    "Uh, cuz when my coke come in
    They gotta use the scales that they weigh the whales wit"

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    "I Jack, I Rob, I sin
    Awww man, I'm Jackie Robinson
    Except when I run base, I dodge the pen"

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    Default Kartel Again

    Me Bad Naturally me Nah rehearse nah prepare!!

    Nah sign fi mi gun like police ah station, wrong occupation NAH!!! guns rise up from under de grung like satan (dats ah wicked line)
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    "You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
    I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
    You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
    Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
    Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
    That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow "

    nas - ether
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    Quote Originally Posted by KWAM1ZZL3 View Post
    "I stay high like giraffe pussy/in my trap house smokin bubble kushy" GUCCI MANE [free GUCCI]
    BIG TING DAT...

    ESPECIALLY HOW GUCCI SAY IT SOUNDIN LIKE HE GOT COLD....

    GIRAFE PUSSYY....

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