So what are some of the best/funny one-liners etc you heard over the years?
I'll Just start with one off my head.
"we celebrities with guns - shooting stars" - Cam'ron
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Sick Punchlines, One liners or Quotes
So what are some of the best/funny one-liners etc you heard over the years?
I'll Just start with one off my head.
"we celebrities with guns - shooting stars" - Cam'ron
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
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"we link we link u don't like men me either what a cowinkidink" - Cam Ron
"jem stones flint stones u can say im friends with fred" - Cam Ron
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"got a slick mouth? hope it came wid a doctor" - Jeezy
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
Stay thristy my friends.
Fuck the speculation talk over, and N***a dig this, im bout to son kiss like a soda.
Phoqry ritin pErV Spammer
beanie sigel but please write who said the line please.
"old lady cross the street still snitchin, its 3 in the morning take ya old ass to sleep" - Jeezy
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Come get your trophy if u
"I be in the club flickin my gun fuckin with shyne" Sean Price
That shit always make me laugh like dam he di reason shyne lock up and gyal get shot and puffy and j lo break up.
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"yellin boom boom when ya really pum pum/i eat these rap bitches no fork no spoon" - nikki minaj
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Pull the mask so you know its me, Your weed got more seeds than odb. Redman
Spaniard Town 4 life
Motherfuck your whole jurisdiction, react this fact not fiction
Telepathic addiction, to this homicidal recital
Dangerous and vital to all my rivals
Suicidal, brainwaves conveys
To the average motherfuckers minds these days
- Kurupt - New York, New York
You got everlasting life, long as you got day and night.
Illumination, not education, to bring the blind sight...
I'm a lowercase g, son of the ever-living G O D
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"I know the watch bothering you vision...
But reach and I'll put a dot on ya head, like its part of your religion"
- Lloyd Banks
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On the funnier side....
"In the gym I see your ass up on the stair master
But you got it on level two, bitch go a little faster
Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel
They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill"
- 50 Cent
Phoqry ritin pErV Spammer
"I forgot my moms birthday and its tattoo on my arm" - REdman matter fact the whole song "JErsey Yo" is crazy comedy
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"I Know you work out your chest and your back all nice, but the 12 guage will have your six pack on ice"..... JadaKiss
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"I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid,
I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away"
- Kanye West
Dilated Peoples ft. Kanye West - This Way
Whole heap a Eminem lyrics wey fit in the funny side a this....nuff a dem, most a dem would be pretty disturbing if it wasn't Em
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"Black Rhyno Claat it pan de bank...Bwoy ah scream like Michael Jackson Fans"
"Anno School Book in ah me jansport...Me transport glock forty whe kick like karate"
"No regret no remorse when bwoy life loss like money inna grass"
All from Kartel's Killin Street. Dat chune full ah wicked lines tuh me.
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"fuck wha ya herd like ma dick agianst ya ear drums"-weezy
Female Defender
"To beat me, you goin need a track featuring God and Jay-Z" T.I.
Blessed Love.
House Greyjoy
lyrically i'm worshipped, don't front the word "sick"
you cursed it, but rehearsed it; i drop unexpectedly like bird shit"
or, simply
"if faith had twins, she'd probably have two pacs. get it? tupac's?"
And you can be a vic if you get silly MF
So if you feeling froggy leap that lily MF
And I serve your fruity ass like wet willie MF
I am like Obama to these silly MF
And you niggas is Clinton; Hillbilly MFs (<--- that had me laughing)
DEFEND MY OWN!!
Fab is that dude...Originally Posted by Kentroy
"Nigga you wont see this change
you a pee on, I can look at your shirt and see piss stains"
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I came back wid some sicka songs
got these broke niggas looking at me like they choking on a chicken bone
FABOLOUS - Breath
Fuck fist fights n lane scuffles
Pillow case to face make the shell muffle
BIGGIE - Brooklyns Finest
Lyricist at large
"satisfyin all my needs twince/wit some whip cream, handcuffs, and ice" - biggie
Lyricist at large
"now the vehicles long enough to stash the street sweeper/this shit could get uglier than a master P sneaker" Lloyd Banks
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Ready here he come
Gotta sick, vendetta
To get this, chedda
Meet my Ba, Retta
The dra-ma, setta
Sip Am-a, retta
My flow sounds, betta
Than average
On tracks I'm a savage
I damage
Any nigga tryin' to front on my clique (G-Unit!) -50 cent
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"di man fuh kill me never born yet, and his parents dead already" - Merciless
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
Come get your trophy if u
" I plan shows like roberies
1,2,3
nobody's pleased"
Doom
that shit makes me laugh after all those rumors that he had an imposter lip synching at his concerts.
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"my hands in the white like im on the prarallel bars, the coke that I push is pure as a child's heart" - Clipse, Pusha T
yow dem clipse dudes sick wit it
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
Advanced Badmon
Milk and cookies fi rookies,coffee and donuts for grownups-Sigel
...Mi Life Soon Sort out!!!
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Funny: "never forget to kill babylon" - sizzla
lol.. seriously..
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
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" I got mad soul, like an orthapedic shoe"- M.O.P
"In '88 I sold more powder than Johnson & Johnson"- Christopher Wallace (RIP).
Lyricist at large
"I stay high like giraffe pussy/in my trap house smokin bubble kushy" GUCCI MANE [free GUCCI]
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"ima blow before i lay in the flo buried, besides/every rapper aint a star and every plaid aint burberry" Lloyd Banks
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"All white interior, look like my ride masturbated
Paint look so wet on the ride, it lookin laminated" - Rich Boy
"we nuh frighten suh easyy..."
Mill$z
"Gunshot mek yuh fall like di bridge ova london, wen it kick yuh like van dam, push yuh head up inna yuh motha pussy like tampon!!!" - Vybz Kartel
"Coppa Change Skin Color Tun Him Inna White Ghost" - Vybz Kartel
"Gyal If u Ah Chicken Head Go Inna Coob Nuh" - Vybz Kartel
"Him Shouldnt Buy Gun Him Shoulda Buy A Big Truck Yuh Love Di Mogglin U Shoulda Buy A Pimp Cup" - Vybz Kartel
Mill$z
"Rev Out Yuh Life Like 7 Series" Vybz Kartel
"New Lots Gun Spit Bullets Like Wrigleys Bun a AK Mek It Sing Like Leroy Sibblings" - Vybz Kartel
Mill$z
"Black Maybach, white seats, black piping
Remind me of Paul McCartney and Mike fighting
You know, The Girl Is Mine, Life's A Bitch, so "The Whole World Is Mine"
Jay-Z
PLacEs Soldiers Movements
my dimes make the fiends go to sleep, so they call em bed rocks
kiss is a beast!!!
and don't forget this classic one
"Uh, cuz when my coke come in
They gotta use the scales that they weigh the whales wit"
Mill$z
"I Jack, I Rob, I sin
Awww man, I'm Jackie Robinson
Except when I run base, I dodge the pen"
Jay-Z
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Kartel Again
Me Bad Naturally me Nah rehearse nah prepare!!
Nah sign fi mi gun like police ah station, wrong occupation NAH!!! guns rise up from under de grung like satan (dats ah wicked line)
Last edited by Morvant; 01-23-2009 at 08:11 PM.
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"You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow "
nas - ether
Last edited by eXodus2287; 01-23-2009 at 08:11 PM.
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BIG TING DAT...
ESPECIALLY HOW GUCCI SAY IT SOUNDIN LIKE HE GOT COLD....
GIRAFE PUSSYY....
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