I recall one time in my college days there was a beautiful girl who I had the biggest crush on since I first started my freshman year. She was tall, dark, and beautiful. I sore she would easily be a model. It took me weeks to get the courage to step to her. I finally did in the library and we hit it off well. We would talk and study together. It was like we knew each other for years. Because I had respect for her I did not pressure her for sex, I waited 2 weeks before I started to make my move. She wanted to wait, so another 2 weeks go by and on a Sunday afternoon she is in my dorm room.
I had a bottle of wine (tryin to be romanic) and slow jams playing. We start getting intimate and things get hot and heavy. All of a sudden she suddenly got up and started dancing (strippersque movements). She slowly removed her thong and threw it at me. Her thong landed on my face and an aroma of shit hit my nostrils like a ton of bricks. I immediately started to think “Please dear God.. please, don’t let her have shitty draws.. please.. I beg you” I removed the thong from my face and put it on the bed.. low and behold her thong had a brown streak that looked like a motocross track and I sat there shocked and in deep thought.
After a few milliseconds I did what any man would do when confronted by a have naked, semi-drunk, sexy chic… get the rubbers and proceeded to fuck the shit out of her.. I made an oath to myself though never to give her backshots, and never fuck her when they serve Mexican food in the cafeteria.
Anyone else had similar experiences?