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    Lmao She said: "Semen thick and sticky like crazy glue"

    Quote Originally Posted by XNEWSJAMAICA.COM
    Dear Dr. Flex, I am a 22-year-old woman who has just started seeing a new man. We were fondling and fooling around recently and he ejaculated while I was masturbating him. I noticed that his semen was liquid, but by the time I went to wash my hand it became very crazy glue-like and sticky. I don’t know if it is because air caught it but I have never seen this happen before. I am now worried that he might have a disease which caused it to change. What do you think?
    H.B., St. Catherine


    For those interested here's the doctor's response:


    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor's Response
    Dear H.B.,
    There is nothing to really worry about, as your boyfriend’s semen is definitely not related to any kind of a disease. All human semen has the ability to thicken to a certain extent. This is a holdover from our evolutionary primate ancestry, when a female might jump up after intercourse and run away. Nowadays, it is the male who is more likely to ‘run away’, but that’s a different story.
    The solidification of the semen made it stay put in her vagina, improving the chances of egg fertilization. What I am saying is not to make any monkey-like comparison with your new boyfriend, but everyone’s semen chemistry varies. His is just more glue-like than typical. It’s normal and who knows, it might come in handy one day if you need to put a broken vase back together! That’s just a joke.

    source: http://www.xnewsjamaica.com/content/...annel=Articles
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    pssst Tweeta, change your text by the avi....

    Or are you trying to imply something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Chopper View Post
    pssst Tweeta, change your text by the avi....

    Or are you trying to imply something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Chopper View Post
    pssst Tweeta, change your text by the avi....

    Or are you trying to imply something?

    neva dat !!!! I changed my profile - the avatar was a hotboy before - but I forgot to change the user title - good lookin out dada
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    .. mi a dead ova yah WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

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    DHR Always fast like lightning!

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    At the age of twenty few dis empress nuh have a clue, my God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CayRoc's Finest View Post
    At the age of twenty few dis empress nuh have a clue, my God.
    hey hey hey now.. ease up there mister! If it wasn't for naive girls like her .... nuff dumb mawfukaz wouldn't get no pussy at all - stop judge people!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
    hey hey hey now.. ease up there mister! If it wasn't for naive girls like her .... nuff dumb mawfukaz wouldn't get no pussy at all - stop judge people!
    Yu have a point to rass

    *I humble apologise to all you sorry mufuckas out there*

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    *know sey the one tweeta nuh easy*

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    Next week she might write and ask bout di taste!!!

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    ha the girl deh mad obessesed with semen at least shes careful and worries about her health

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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
    hey hey hey now.. ease up there mister! If it wasn't for naive girls like her .... nuff dumb mawfukaz wouldn't get no pussy at all - stop judge people!

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    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.
    YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO GO AWAY NOW LEAVE NOW QUEEEER SHIT PUSHER YOU DESRVE TO DIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.


    $$$......MY CUP RUNNETH OVA......$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.
    SOMEBODY BAN THIS FAGGOT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.
    What the bumboclaat!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.
    What the bumboclaat!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Surprize View Post
    What the bumboclaat!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Da LION_HEART 116 View Post
    You know that you have sample cock already...try it and you may like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taktsa85 View Post
    SOMEBODY BAN THIS FAGGOT
    So being gay is a crime now?Many of you are in violation of the rules of the forum by your abusive behaviour towards me

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    Quote Originally Posted by taktsa85 View Post
    YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO GO AWAY NOW LEAVE NOW QUEEEER SHIT PUSHER YOU DESRVE TO DIE
    Why do I deserve to die?

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    I THINK IT IS NOW SAFE TO SAY :

    THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME TO LEAVE DHR PERMANENTLY

    To all of my lovely DHR females it was nice knowing, meeting, flirting, complimenting and all the other good stuff that I have done with you all. I will indeed miss you all and forever cherish the memeories of our convos.

    Honourable mention to mi e-wife Tweeta fe spark m interest inna di sight, Sugar mi darling baby (eventhough she nuh stop cuss mi lately), Tash mi waggonist sistren, Linda Stay Suh (yu eva stay good), Cocoa (stilletto diva), Suprize (smile empress), P81 mi hip hop sista and di young and ever vibrant SexxyJess84 (Flawless ya mi dups, nuh style mi up).

    To all a mi dups dem, nuff love and respect unu a good yute. You have all taught the yute alot and I appreciate it, but battyman a roam too too openly and free now and I nuh inna it.

    Ting call where bones are not provided, dogs are not invited.

    My ting is when battyman a parade, mi nuh join di brigade.

    Fulljoy unuself and as I always say about this time.....

    Blessed Love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Weasel View Post
    I dont like it when my man cum is think and creamy,this happens when he doesnt drink enough water,but I make sure that i drink enough water so when he sucks my prick and I cum its nice for him.
    Quote Originally Posted by taktsa85 View Post
    YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO GO AWAY NOW LEAVE NOW QUEEEER SHIT PUSHER YOU DESRVE TO DIE
    Quote Originally Posted by Da LION_HEART 116 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by taktsa85 View Post
    SOMEBODY BAN THIS FAGGOT
    Quote Originally Posted by Surprize View Post
    What the bumboclaat!


    !!!

    How di chi chi come salt up di the thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CayRoc's Finest View Post
    I THINK IT IS NOW SAFE TO SAY :

    THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME TO LEAVE DHR PERMANENTLY

    To all of my lovely DHR females it was nice knowing, meeting, flirting, complimenting and all the other good stuff that I have done with you all. I will indeed miss you all and forever cherish the memeories of our convos.

    Honourable mention to mi e-wife Tweeta fe spark m interest inna di sight, Sugar mi darling baby (eventhough she nuh stop cuss mi lately), Tash mi waggonist sistren, Linda Stay Suh (yu eva stay good), Cocoa (stilletto diva), Suprize (smile empress), P81 mi hip hop sista and di young and ever vibrant SexxyJess84 (Flawless ya mi dups, nuh style mi up).

    To all a mi dups dem, nuff love and respect unu a good yute. You have all taught the yute alot and I appreciate it, but battyman a roam too too openly and free now and I nuh inna it.

    Ting call where bones are not provided, dogs are not invited.

    My ting is when battyman a parade, mi nuh join di brigade.

    Fulljoy unuself and as I always say about this time.....

    Blessed Love

    THIS IS FUCKERY!!!!

    IF YOU SERIOUSLY LEAVE THE BOARD ON ACCOUNT OF A CLOWN I'MMA THUMP YOU DOWN AND MAKE SUGAR CUSS YOU OUT AFTER, WHILE TASH JUMP THE BAND WAGGON AND GI YUH 2 KICKS SAMETIME!

    BOUT

    You gonna make them run you out your own place rather than RUN THEM OUT?????

    That's interesting
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    This is a holdover from our evolutionary primate ancestry, when a female might jump up after intercourse and run away


    Why did I find that sooo funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
    THIS IS FUCKERY!!!!

    IF YOU SERIOUSLY LEAVE THE BOARD ON ACCOUNT OF A CLOWN I'MMA THUMP YOU DOWN AND MAKE SUGAR CUSS YOU OUT AFTER, WHILE TASH JUMP THE BAND WAGGON AND GI YUH 2 KICKS SAMETIME!

    BOUT

    You gonna make them run you out your own place rather than RUN THEM OUT?????

    That's interesting
    Im a clown cause Im gay?

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    I just read all them posts ....

    It's probably some little 14 year olds that are idle and just typing things on a dancehall board for attention because they know that the dancehall community speaks out against it. So these clowns just want to ruffle our feathers - put the fassy dem on ignore and let them get bored and roll out on their own.
    Last edited by TweetaFineeta; 03-30-2007 at 11:28 AM.
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    Put me on ignore then,that wont change the fact that Im gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos Rowv View Post
    dear doctor stories are the best

    one girl wrote that her boy friend said that if they have sex standing up

    at the beach

    or on weekends she wont get pregnant




    aside from "Dear Doctor" stories there's this other site that someone on CP used to post up - groughug.com or something like that people confess to all kinds of weird experiences and wrong doings - that site is funny....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos Rowv View Post
    Some person from a state I will not mention wrote this

    "Dear doctor, I met a female online and begged her some vagina.
    It turned out she gimme crablowse and tell everybody in a passapassa seh a me gi har. Dacta how people can so bloodclaat wikked. Afta me neva a cratch fore me fuk har. Docta yuh tink I should contact my lawya, she a defame me characta and when go bak deh a beg vagina again de ooman dem seh dem no want no crittaz in a dem panty. Docta yuh know any obeahman?. Me desperate sah, when de lowse dem bite me a night time me bawl and ask jeezas fi help me rid my life of these apocalyptic creatures. Dacta what should I do?"

    Docta write bak
    "Dear itchy and scratchy you is a bloodclaat idiot and yuh fi stop beg pussy"
    MOVE! stop mek up story
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